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Published on: 2015-06-01
Released on: 2015-06-01
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This book presents the lighter side of Prophet Muhammad’s life. It tells jokes surrounding his life and his companions. Table of ContentsI. The Last Man to Go to ParadiseII. Old Lady Won’t Go to HeavenIII. Nu’aiman and a Blind ManIV. Who Want to Buy This Slave V. The Luckiest Man in the WorldVI. Muhammad and a PastorVII. God is Amazed at What You’ve Done Last NightVIII. Nu’aiman and Slave BuyerIX. Nu’aiman and A Honey SellerX. Nu’aiman and a CamelXI. Who’s the Most Hungry XII. Baby CamelXIII. If You Die First, I Will... XIV. We’re Even Now! XV. White Part of the EyesXVI. When Satan VomitsXVII. Who Eats the Most Dates XVIII. I Know When You’re Angry At MeXIX. God, Please Forgive Me, But I Have to Eat YouXX. I Am Your BrotherXXI. The Last Man to Come Out of HellReferenceAccording to Islamic tradition, Prophet Muhammad was always smiling. One of his companions ‘Abd Allah ‘ibn Harits said, “I have never seen anyone who smiled as much as the Prophet.” ‘Aisyah, the Prophet’s youngest wife, said, “The Prophet was the most caring and the most generous of people. He was just like any other man, except that he was always smiling and laughing." She also said that the Prophet used to repair his own sandals, sew his own clothes and did house works.The Prophet said, “Your smile to your brothers is an act of charity.” In other hadith, he said, “Your smile to your brothers is a good deed.” "Old Lady Won't Go to Heaven"An old lady (Shafiyah, an aged aunt of the Prophet, according to one of the hadiths) asked the Prophet, “O Messenger of God, please pray for me that I may go to the paradise.”The Prophet smiled and answered, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’am. But there is no old lady in heaven.”The old lady cried and went away upon hearing his answer. The Prophet then asked someone to go after her. “Tell the old lady that she won’t go to paradise as an old lady.” (God will make her young again and beautiful). He then quoted the verses 35-37 of al-Waqi’ah (The Day of Judgment): “Indeed, We created them (female inhabitants in Paradise) of a novel creation. And made all of them virgins.Loving their husbands and of equal age, fluent, and sweet of tongue.Notes: According to Islamic faith, men and women who enter the paradise will become young again and have a perfect appearance regardless of what they look like in the past. The End of God?: A Horizon Guide to Science and Religion ... As the Pope ends his visit to Britain historian Dr Thomas Dixon delves into the BBC's archive to explore the troubled relationship between religion and science. From ... Answering Muslims: Bassam Zawadi vs. Nabeel Qureshi:Has ... Bassam Zawadi vs. Nabeel Qureshi: Has the Qur'an Been Perfectly Preserved? Dwindling In Unbelief: How many has God killed? Complete ... Steve Wells said... psybermonkey thanks for the suggestion. I'm working on it. I hope to have a post with God's killings ranked with a five star scale of ... Aisha: The Child Bride of Muhammad Alisina.org Yemeni women hold up the Quran and Arabic placard reading "yes to the legal rights of the Muslim woman" as they take part in a protest outside the parliament in San'a ... Play Gravitee Wars Game Free Airplane Games Online Pilot your Chopper in exciting rescue or deadly mission. Play our collection of best free helicopter games in which twists and turns get more and more difficult. Mohammed Image Archive - zombietime Mohammed Image Archive (return to main Archive page) Emails From Readers This page features a selection of responses emailed by visitors to the Mohammed Image Archive. News: Breaking stories & updates - News Telegraph Latest breaking news including politics crime and celebrity. Find stories updates and expert opinion. International News Latest World News Videos & Photos ... Yahoo!-ABC News Network 2017 ABC News Internet Ventures. All rights reserved. Is Islam a Violent Religion? MuslimMatters.org All the apologists who say Islam is not a violent religion have either not read the Koran or are trying to deceive everyone else into believing their lies or ... Day Poems : Walt Whitman: Song of Myself To link to this poem put the URL below into your page: a href="daypoems.net/poems/1900.html"Song of Myself by Walt Whitman/a Plain for Printing
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